Apple has been at the front of the technology and mobile device industry since many moons ago. They managed to create devices that completely changed the world and revolutionized how we do business, communicate and take in content and media. And now they are back to do it again.
Last week, at a Taiwanese strip club, an item was discovered that could only be a prototype for the Apple iPhone 47gsptx-8.5. This is not the first time that an Apple product has been left behind at a strip club. Apple has a history of having its products found randomly and then fought after in courtrooms and further editor meetings. It would appear that the motives here are the same as before, to let the public weigh in on some of the new features before Apple is planning to unveil them in spring.
This iPhone seems to be different in that a lot of the feature upgrades are hardware based instead of software based, something we haven’t seen since the iPhone 32sxg model came with a nine inch camera lens glued to it.
This iPhone doesn’t seem to have anything that racy on it but its new additions will be welcomed by users. First off, it appears that the rumors are true and this iPhone will be equipped a 4,000 mega-watt security laser. The firing button can be selected without even unlocking the phone, similar to its camera function. This will provide iPhone users with the protection they have been seeking as years.
Next Apple has set to include a foldout spoon for those who are either frequently in the outdoors or those who just prefer to use their own equipment when they are out to eat. This was speculated to have been included in the previous upgrade of the iPhone but Apple has decided to hold off till now.
Also Apple has included a hoverboard. Users who don’t hoverboarding will be able to hit a new button that is positioned in the lower right hand corner of the phone to unlock the hoverboard feature. And this hoverboard is nothing to scoff at. It can travel up 30 miles an hour and can float up to nine feet off the ground.
Lastly embodied appears that the iPhone’s speaker system will finally get an upgrade, having its power doubled from 1 watt to 2 watts, another great addition. There may be some other upgrades but for now let’s be thankful no one got shot up in the club playing with the laser.
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